Werewolves of London

I saw this song called Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon and said, "i am bloggin about it!" But i didnt know how. I decided to do a dissection. Here it goes :P


I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
smart werewolf.. i never thought they would have that good a taste but i guess i was wrong. Well as my mother used to say, "Dont judge a book by its cover."


Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain
From this line we know 3 things, 1) werewovles can walk 2) the werewolf is in London and 3) the rain is not made of silver.


He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
Any food with Lee in it sounds good, so far our werewolf is smart and hungry.


Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Yay, now our little werewolf friend isnt hungry anymore! :D




Aaahoo! Werewolves of London 
this is obviously his mating call, this is how the werewolves date. They randomly call for a female werewolf to come eat with them, instead of planning ahead.


Aaahoo!
i am getting tired of calling him "our werewolf friend" so his name will now be Ian


Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Ian is still waiting for a female werewolf to come. he is getting a little impatient cause he is hungry.


Aaahoo!
Ian is getting quit upset now that he is close to starvation. poor little werewolf.




Ya hear him howlin' around your kitchen door
Thats cause Ian found the food and he is now calling for a date.


Ya better not let him in
not by the hair of your chinny chin chin


Little old lady got mutilated late last night
whoa hold up, big word alert... okayyy, moving on!


Werewolves of London again
So apparently Ian has called for a date and recieved many females and apparently males who are hungry for old lady meat... i guess the aging process in cheese also applies to humans... 




Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Ian is calling for more lady friends..


Aaahoo!
He's still calling...


Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Seems as if they haven't finished grandma.


Aaahoo!
I wonder if this is the same grandma who got run over by a reindeer ?




He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent
So now we know Ian is very hairy and untamed... or should we have know that already...


Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Wow Ian is a fast traveler... i wonder if he has a car? I'll ask him..


You better stay away from him
Why?


He'll rip your lungs out Jim
Ok, two things... 1) I have succesfully talked to him fir 5seconds before he touched me.. so i dont think he would rip my lungs out. and 2) MY NAME IS NOT JIM...


Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor
Me too, he sounds like a nice fella and very professional, i mean keeping up with all that hair...




Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Again with the mating call...


Aaahoo!
Its actually quit soothing once you get used to it...


Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Still no answer i guess..


Aaahoo!
Or maybe its a howling contest?






Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin' with the queen
Really? You dont say....


Doin' the werewolves of London
Oh so he howling and walking... Yes! and telling the queen that its a song and they are both howling and then all the females will come and eat the queen!! Its a conspiracy!!!!! 


I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin' with the queen
Eveyone is walking with the queen these days!


Doin' the werewolves of London
Its a family conspiracy against the queen!!


I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
I didn't know werewolves like alcohol... drunk werewolves though.... now thats a scary thought 


And his hair was perfect
i wish i had hair like Ian....




Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
Calling for those ladies...


Draw blood
I read about this in the Full Moon Magazine, it's so you can join the werewolf blood pact...


Aaahoo! Werewolves of London
wow Ian, still howling? What a ladies wolf...


There you have it.... A story about Ian and his life of Food and Love. What an interesting guy.... Hope you liked it!


Person of the day: Ian the Werewolf.