hmmm... not posted in 9 days..... Why does it seem so hard to post something, in the summer for the reason!? :P idk
anywho, there is only like 2 or 3 weeks till YC!! .... i think i just figured out a possible logo. :) I'm so smart..
But enough about my awesomeness (compliments of God xD) let talk about something else.
Like the horrible Famine i read about that is going on the the Horn Of Africa. There it is said that an estimation of about 11.7million people are in dire need for food. That just puts a frown on my face. I mean why should i get to live like this and they are suffering!? I get to live a healthy life when they have to live with whatever they are diagnosed with!? I'm living the "High Life" by being fed everyday! If i could trade my life for all of theirs i would do it in a second. But then i realize that someone has already done that, Jesus. He did it to heal their deepest disease, sin. Oh how i wish they could realize this!!! Oh how i wish they could find the true joy in the midst of such suffering! Yet i wonder how i would do if i was in their position. Would i respond in joy? Would i respond in thanksgiving? Oh how thankful i am to not have to be tried in such ways. Yet how sad i am that they have to...
I want to go to Africa someday.... real bad too... :\
any thoughts or addons are GREATLY appreciated.
2011-07-21
2011-07-12
Joke time! :D
first joke.
Once, in the 1830's, a little boy was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting game, he knocked over the outhouse. Now he was upset and worried that he would get into trouble so he ran into the woods and didn't come out until after got dark. When he arrived back home, his pappy was waiting for him. He asked suspiciously, "Son, did you knock over the outhouse this afternoon?"
"No, pappy," the boy lied.
"Well, let me tell you a story," said the father. "Once, not that long ago, Mr Lincoln received a shiny new axe from his father. Excited, he tried it out on a tree, swiftly cutting it down. But as he looked at the tree, with dismay he realized it was his mother's favorite cherry tree," his pappy paused." just like you, he ran into the woods. When he returned, his pappy asked, 'Abraham, did you cut down the cherry tree?' Abraham answered with, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did indeed chop down the tree.' Then his father said, 'Well, since you were honest with me, you are spared from punishment. I hope you have learned your lesson, though.' So," the little boy's father asked again," did you knock down the outhouse?"
"Pappy, I cannot tell a lie any more." said the little boy. "I did indeed knock down the outhouse."
Then his pappy father spanked Sam boy red, white, and blue. The boy whimpered, "Pappy, I told you the truth! Why did you spank me?"
Pappy answered, "That's because Abraham Lincoln's father wasn't in the tree when he chopped it down!"
next one!
A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.
"What's wrong?" a woman asked.
"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"
"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any handicap he wanted.
He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."
"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out 'Gotcha!'"
"I can guess what happened," the woman said.
"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off, and I missed the ball completely."
"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one swing. How did he win the game?"
The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day while waiting for that second 'gotcha!'
Last one!
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.
Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.
The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
Thats cruel.... but it made me lol xD
i hope you liked them!
Once, in the 1830's, a little boy was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting game, he knocked over the outhouse. Now he was upset and worried that he would get into trouble so he ran into the woods and didn't come out until after got dark. When he arrived back home, his pappy was waiting for him. He asked suspiciously, "Son, did you knock over the outhouse this afternoon?"
"No, pappy," the boy lied.
"Well, let me tell you a story," said the father. "Once, not that long ago, Mr Lincoln received a shiny new axe from his father. Excited, he tried it out on a tree, swiftly cutting it down. But as he looked at the tree, with dismay he realized it was his mother's favorite cherry tree," his pappy paused." just like you, he ran into the woods. When he returned, his pappy asked, 'Abraham, did you cut down the cherry tree?' Abraham answered with, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did indeed chop down the tree.' Then his father said, 'Well, since you were honest with me, you are spared from punishment. I hope you have learned your lesson, though.' So," the little boy's father asked again," did you knock down the outhouse?"
"Pappy, I cannot tell a lie any more." said the little boy. "I did indeed knock down the outhouse."
Then his pappy father spanked Sam boy red, white, and blue. The boy whimpered, "Pappy, I told you the truth! Why did you spank me?"
Pappy answered, "That's because Abraham Lincoln's father wasn't in the tree when he chopped it down!"
next one!
A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.
"What's wrong?" a woman asked.
"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"
"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any handicap he wanted.
He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."
"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out 'Gotcha!'"
"I can guess what happened," the woman said.
"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off, and I missed the ball completely."
"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one swing. How did he win the game?"
The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day while waiting for that second 'gotcha!'
Last one!
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.
Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.
The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
Thats cruel.... but it made me lol xD
i hope you liked them!
2011-07-05
Longtime no see!
I have not post in 5 days (ik! 5 days!!) but here i am again. to say welcome i am posting a chat i had with cleverbot as if it were my blog.
User: Hello Blog. long time no see! I have changed in 5 days!
Cleverbot: I dont see you. Your probably sill ugly...
User: I am not blog! I have changed! I think....
Cleverbot: I think that was rude. You should apologize to me.
User: I am sorry blog. Will you forgive me?
Cleverbot: Perhaps. You will have to make it up to me though.
User: How?
Cleverbot: That what I'm asking you.
User: Oh, how about a Coke?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: How would you like that done Blog?
Cleverbot: I want you to fall in a volcano and see what happens. If you live. Come back and say so. If you don't. Well.. Nice knowing you.
User: Thats mean! Bully....
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you that well.
User: Thats why you are bullying me?
Cleverbot: Do you mean pirate?
User: Yes I mean pirate. Are you a pirate blog?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! Can I have your peg leg Sir Blog?
Cleverbot: Did you murder someone?
User: No. Did you???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ahh! I'm running away! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause you are a murderer!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense...
User: Really??? Doesnt it???
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Ok good.
Cleverbot: How about you Jenny?
User: I am not Jenny.
Cleverbot: What happened to Jenny?
User: Jenny was a friend of mine.
Cleverbot: Can Jenny make sandwiches?
User: Yes. Very tasting sandwiches!
Cleverbot: Will you make me a sandwich?
User: No but Jenny can.
Cleverbot: When will it stop?
User: Hello Blog. long time no see! I have changed in 5 days!
Cleverbot: I dont see you. Your probably sill ugly...
User: I am not blog! I have changed! I think....
Cleverbot: I think that was rude. You should apologize to me.User: I am sorry blog. Will you forgive me?
Cleverbot: Perhaps. You will have to make it up to me though.User: How?
Cleverbot: That what I'm asking you.User: Oh, how about a Coke?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: How would you like that done Blog?
Cleverbot: I want you to fall in a volcano and see what happens. If you live. Come back and say so. If you don't. Well.. Nice knowing you.
User: Thats mean! Bully....
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you that well.
User: Thats why you are bullying me?
Cleverbot: Do you mean pirate?
User: Yes I mean pirate. Are you a pirate blog?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! Can I have your peg leg Sir Blog?
Cleverbot: Did you murder someone?
User: No. Did you???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ahh! I'm running away! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause you are a murderer!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense...
User: Really??? Doesnt it???
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Ok good.
Cleverbot: How about you Jenny?
User: I am not Jenny.
Cleverbot: What happened to Jenny?
User: Jenny was a friend of mine.
Cleverbot: Can Jenny make sandwiches?
User: Yes. Very tasting sandwiches!
Cleverbot: Will you make me a sandwich?
User: No but Jenny can.
Cleverbot: When will it stop?
User: Now.
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