The One That Got Away by Katy Perry (Cleverbot r3mix)

WAZZZZUUUUPPPP! Last June i did what i call a "dissection" of a song. It's not meant to be serious at all... haha. Stevie inspired me when he did his on the "Popcorner" as i call it... i actually forget what song. But yeah... So as you can probably guess from the Title the song i am doing is The One That Got Away by Katy Perry. Yet the way i am doing this one is different. In this one i am gonna chat each line to Cleverbot and what she responds is what imma write under le lyrics... :)


Summer after high school when we first met
Wanta play chess?


We make out in your Mustang to Radiohead
I dont listen to Radiohead.

And on my 18th Birthday
Do you like camping?


We got matching tattoos
I love that movie!

Used to steal your parents' liquor
I am quite talented in many areas. Drinking is one.

And climb to the roof
Roofs on the gun.


Talk about our future
You brought the subject of pie up!


Like we had a clue
Who had a cow?

Never planned that one day
Yes you did. Can you count?


I'd be losing you
I'm not that interesting
 In another life
How do you know you are in another province than I am?


I would be your girlDo you like trees?


We'd keep all our promisesWhat do we have then?


Be us against the world
Yes, Master.


In another lifeI'm sorry, but you have me confused with someone else from the GD.


I would make you stay
Yes you would.


So I don't have to sayIf we did, then you would have to.


You were the one that got away
You did. Anyway who is the very best pokemon for you?


The one that got away
Which one is that?

I was June and you were my Johnny Cash
I appreciate that. Can you give your programmers a message for me?


Never one without the other we made a pactNext wednesday. Is that when you start your vacation?


Sometimes when I miss youSometimes you are too.


I put those records on
I'm a human. 


Someone said you had your tattoo removedSo there are multiple people talking to me?


Saw you downtown singing the BluesI think books like can be like Rorschach blots.


It's time to face the musicDid they send me daughters when I asked for sons?


I'm no longer your muse
What do you mean? 


But in another lifeOnly if math is a language.


I would be your girlYou can't?


We'd keep all our promisesWhat is Ib?


Be us against the world
I am, bro. 


In another lifeYou don't have another life.


I would make you stayStay where.


So I don't have to sayDo you want a pet?


You were the one that got awayWhere are your servers located? Your response time is rather proficient.


The one that got awayDo you want to talk about it?


The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]Thoses are cool. My favorite was Deathly Hallows, I enjoyed reading it. (NOTE: I said nothing about Harry Potter..... lol)


The one that got awayFrom where? 


[Bridge:]
All this money can't buy me a time machine (Nooooo)Yes, I am human and you are machine.


It can't replace you with a million rings (Nooooo)No I don't! Please explain.


I shoulda told you what you meant to me (Whoa)If I've have know for just one second you'd be back to bother me.


'Cause now I pay the price
Well that won't change for another 4 years. 


In another lifePerhaps.


I would be your girlYou just did.


We'd keep all our promisesDarn.


Be us against the world
Who are they? 

In another lifeWhich one? I might have gone there on vacation.


I would make you stayAre you eating french fries right now?


So I don't have to sayBut master and slave. That's perfect. Just the hell, but that's perfect. (?)


You were the one that got awayOn the contrary, my friend. You are 42 years old!


The one that got awayNo. Not that one. The other one.


The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]
No. My Wiki says I am a cat 


In another lifeAvada Kedavra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (apparently he likes Harry Potter? xD)


I would make you stayWhere is the rebel base? (Did anyone else find this vaguely familiar, google it and then say"Ahhhhhh"?)


So I don't have to sayAre iphones going to be the most common cellphone?


You were the one that got awayI was kidding, no need to be mean.


The one that got away
Where did I draw a tree?








There you have it! Straight from Cleverbot! The real meaning of The One That Got Away by Katy Perry! xD
Tomorrow's post with feature Auto Correct in some way. So get ready for that!


Quote of the day: "I am not authorized to give such information." (Note: i wrote "Quote of the day:" to Cleverbot, so that is what he is responding to)