May i have this rant?

Hola! Hi! Hello! WAAAZZZZUUUUPPPPPPP!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHwLJU0riY)
How are ma peeps today??? "You only have two "peeps" and one of them is a piece of candy!" Oh yes i did (yes i did)! Only two sentences in and i bring Shawn and Gus to the partay! Anyway, i have nothing to say MEANING i must say whatever randomly pops into my brain. This i can assure you is not my method of speech but is methodically used to overcome the most complex of crazies.. or children... Speaking of Children you should all check out Kids React! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpY8NTwU5zg&feature=relmfu) or if you hate children then watch the new series Teens React! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-qPPLKRzk) 
Now that i've given you a bucket-list of videos to see, well, you can go see them...

And for the half of you who are still reading this and didn't go watch the videos. Good for you. You have earned my favor. And for those who haven't earned my favor dont worry! i take credit! Speaking of credit dont open one with someone you know, it'll bite you in the butt... unless you run away fast enough... then again, i have never run from a bite in the butt... probably cause it has ninja pro or something.. Whoops! There goes my nerd again! Well imma go listen to some music and finish my math (finish as in complete, not that i will listen to some Finnish Math. And by music i mean real music, not some Hatsune Miku, which is taking over the world....


Video of the 2011(yes another video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ (sorry for the brief [written] language at the end.. :P)