Longtime no see!

I have not post in 5 days (ik! 5 days!!) but here i am again. to say welcome i am posting a chat i had with cleverbot as if it were my blog.

User: Hello Blog. long time no see! I have changed in 5 days!
Cleverbot: I dont see you. Your probably sill ugly...

User: I am not blog! I have changed! I think....

Cleverbot: I think that was rude. You should apologize to me.

User: I am sorry blog. Will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Perhaps. You will have to make it up to me though.

User: How?

Cleverbot: That what I'm asking you.

User: Oh, how about a Coke?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How would you like that done Blog?

Cleverbot: I want you to fall in a volcano and see what happens. If you live. Come back and say so. If you don't. Well.. Nice knowing you.

User: Thats mean! Bully....

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you that well.

User: Thats why you are bullying me?

Cleverbot: Do you mean pirate?

User: Yes I mean pirate. Are you a pirate blog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome! Can I have your peg leg Sir Blog?

Cleverbot: Did you murder someone?

User: No. Did you???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ahh! I'm running away! *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause you are a murderer!

Cleverbot: That makes no sense...

User: Really??? Doesnt it???

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Ok good.

Cleverbot: How about you Jenny?

User: I am not Jenny.

Cleverbot: What happened to Jenny?

User: Jenny was a friend of mine.

Cleverbot: Can Jenny make sandwiches?

User: Yes. Very tasting sandwiches!

Cleverbot: Will you make me a sandwich?

User: No but Jenny can.

Cleverbot: When will it stop?

User: Now.